"Were all-capable of acts of heroism or villainy. I’ve opened my doors to many a wayward girl, does that make me a hero, well....sure it does but I’ve probably taken a piece of candy from a baby once or twice too. I’ll tell you this though, If you want me to put on a fireman suit or cowboy hat or whatever it will cost ya, I charge extra for that sh*t!" -S.W.